So, some of you may have noticed that I haven't blogged in a while. That's because I died. Well, that and it took a while for the paperwork to go through in my new afterlife residence in order to secure my internet connection and get me an incorporeal computer to use. But, that's all been squared away, and I'm able to post again.
So, you must want to know what the afterlife is all about, right? I was rather surprised that there was one at all. When I met people here I asked if it was heaven. They told me, "Believe what you want, we don't care." They also have very Nordic accents for the most part. Weird.
Is there a god? Actually, I think there's several, although Odin mumbles every day about how he can't believe that people think some feller named Yahweh is god instead of him. Loki finds it to be uproariously funny though and boasts about his trick every day. I think he does it just to set Odin off.
Anyway, what other questions do you have? I'll try to answer them as best I can.
2 comments:
Does Odin really look like Ronald McDonald? (I hope so. I've got a $10 bet riding on this.)
Well, that depends.
He used to have red hair like Ronald, but he's actually bald now (I think part of it came from pulling out hair due to Loki's antics and fits of pique). His beard also used to be red, but it's white now from old age and stress on the job.
Thor actually looks more like Ronald McDonald, although that might not last for long as he's always complaining that humans never thank him for all the electricity he generates for us.
Sorry if I just lost you $10.
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