Wednesday, 2 June 2010
Urgent Message: Riddles to Follow
If your house were burning down around you and I was trying to inform you of that to save your life, which would be the most effective way of communicating that to you?
1. Should I tell you directly, "Your house is on fire! You've got to get out now!"
2. Should I say something like, "jyot hnhus jsk jskjfa najkhei nkhand laliike laieh akjsk fjksjks jeisjg kjstj sljeijasn andksi," and then inform you that, "The string of gibberish is actually a code that looks foolish only to those who haven't been granted the magic decoder ring, and given that ring, you'll know the truth of what I'm saying."
Most rational people would say that approach 1 is the best one to use. Xians, OTOH, should claim that approach 2 is the best to use.
You see, god really, really, really wants us all to be saved, so he writes a book about it. But, the book looks like foolishness to all those who don't already believe, which is a gift bestowed by...wait for it...god. So, god has to hand you the magic decoder ring in order to read his own book and make heads or tails of it (or at least not see it for the contradiction ridden and superstitious mythology it is), although he really wants all of us to understand and be saved from the fire. It's method number 2. Seeing as how Xians believe that god is perfect, they must believe that this method is the perfect method to use to get across such important life or death matters.
Me, I see it as a huge logical failing on god's part if he were to exist, and on the part of the Xian myth.