Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Mr. Christian

I was just wondering why you happened to choose Christianity over other religions? You have studied and evaluated all the other faiths I suppose? And presumably found a difference (one fundie thinks he's got the only religion with a living prophet). It wasn't your parents that convinced you was it?
Psst: If you choose Islam you get a ton of virgins.

5 comments:

michael said...

I chose Christianity because it's the truth. If you look closely you can see that the Koran is plagarised, Mormons are idiots and Jews can't appreciate Good News.

Prazzie said...

But what about The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Those pirate/global warming statistics were pretty darn convincing, it's clearly wholly original, blessed with a congregation of stupendously intelligent people and hey, pasta! I have yet to hear of any greater news than that!

judy said...

It pretty much had to do with Him speaking to me, in a loud voice. It's hard to deny someone, who is standing right in front of you and talking to you. Don't you think?

GCT said...

You saw a physical manifestation? It was standing there in front of you speaking audibly to you? Were there witnesses? Were you under duress or stress? Are you aware of the effects of mental suggestion?

MR. X said...

I'd go with Freud there: we see what we want to see.